Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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