everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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