He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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