He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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