At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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