If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He kissed a someone with a penis
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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