I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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