i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She bit a glass in half.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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