I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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