Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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