The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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