apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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