Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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