bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My penis needs a shock collar
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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