When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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