didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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