i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Come see our sink grown plant.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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