just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
dude. I can hear the air.
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