So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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