she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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