He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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