with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
My ass is underappreciated
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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