yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
