I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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