The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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