State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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