He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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