I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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