she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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