nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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