Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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