I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
well you can't waste a boner
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch