There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
being pregnant is like rehab
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED