I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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