I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Found the puke drawer
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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