were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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