Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish you could order shots online.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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