I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Randomize
