sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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