My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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