HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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