3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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