For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
they're like a gay fantastic four
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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