Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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