I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize