Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
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the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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