You made me cry and you don't even care
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Can I color on your dick again?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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