She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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