Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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