Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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