yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
