so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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