so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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